2026 Calendar of Extremely Accurate Birds

2026 Calendar of Extremely Accurate Birds

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2026 Calendar of Extremely Accurate Birds

2026 Calendar of Extremely Accurate Birds

$24.99
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MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

MONTH-BY-MONTH BIRD "PERSONALITY" BIOS

HABITAT-MATCHED ABSURDITY

FUNCTIONAL + FUNNY DATE LAYOUT

12 UNIQUE HYBRIDS

 

Extremely Accurate Birds: A Year of Avian Precision

Meet the calendar that redefines "anatomically precise"—but not in the way you think. The Extremely Accurate Birds 2026 Calendar takes real bird species (think vibrant blue buntings, graceful spoonbills) and gives them a hilariously absurd twist: human-like, perfectly sculpted legs and postures. It's a chaotic, charming blend of wildlife realism and unapologetic silliness—because why should birds get to skip leg day?

Blue Bunting

This month features the vibrant Indigo Bunting—a bird known for its electric blue plumage. The twist? It’s perched on a branch like a relaxed house guest: legs crossed, hip propped, and a posture that screams “I’ve got nowhere to be.”

Roseate Spoonbill

This design spotlights the Roseate Spoonbill—famous for its pink feathers and distinctive spoon-shaped bill. Its twist? It’s striking a single-leg balance pose(think “tree pose”) on a stump, with the other leg bent and foot resting on its thigh—like it’s mid-morning flow.

Unhinged (But Weirdly Detailed) Art

Exquisite Artistic Presentation

  • Gallery-Quality Artwork: Each monthly illustration is a standalone piece of art, created by award-winning wildlife artists.
  • Large Format: Generous 18 x 18cm allow details to shine.
  • Premium Paper: Printed on thick, matte paper that minimizes glare and feels luxurious to the touch.

Practical Date Grid + Playful Context

The clean, easy-to-read date layout (with labeled days of the week) leaves space for notes and lets the bird art take center stage—no cluttered design. The text blurbs sit neatly below the illustration, so you get your "daily laugh" and your schedule in one glance.

A Calendar for Everyone

  • Bird Enthusiasts: Finally, a calendar that respects species ID and has a sense of humor.
  • Office Workers: The perfect way to make your desk less "corporate drone" and more "I have excellent taste in chaotic art."
  • Gift Givers: Stop panicking about holiday presents—this is the "wait, what is this? I need it" gift for your coworker, sibling, or bird-obsessed aunt.

Tommy Siegel: The Artist Who Makes Birds Thicc

This blanket is more than a thoughtful present—it’s a meaningful way to show love. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, holidays, or any special moment, it carries warmth, comfort, and Grandma’s heartfelt care. Every time your granddaughter wraps herself in it, she’s reminded of how deeply she’s loved.

Real Feedback From Real Customers

91%

of buyers agree the calendar's humor is "consistently hilarious"

95%

say the print quality and durability exceeded expectations

88%

love the blend of functionality and fun

💗 Why Choose Us 💗

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Month-by-Month Bird "Personality" Bios
Habitat-Matched Absurdity
Breathable & comfortable
12 Unique Hybrids

Loved by Over 1,500 Customers!

  • Clever idea, well executed

    The concept is amusing, but what stood out to me was the quality. The images are clear, the layout is clean, and it doesn’t feel like a cheap novelty item.

    Darnell S.

  • Nice print quality

    Paper feels sturdy and the colors look natural. Even with the playful concept, it still feels like a proper calendar you can use every day.

    James D.

  • Good balance of humor and design

    The bird photos are well done, and the added twist is handled tastefully. It’s humorous, but still visually pleasing on the wall.

    Marcus R.

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    Common FAQs

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    What size is the calendar?

    It's 18x18cm when open—large enough to see the art and write notes clearly.

    Absolutely! The 2026 calendar features 12 unique bird-human hybrids (including herons, sparrows, ducks, and more) – one silly, stylish avian star per month.

    Yes! The humor is family-friendly – just silly bird-human poses that kids and adults alike will laugh at.

    Absolutely! We offer a 30-day hassle-free return policy: if the calendar isn't up to your standards, send it back for a full refund.